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Post by Claudette on Jul 6, 2005 16:52:57 GMT
Tell us your rude jokes here:
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by becci on Jul 6, 2005 18:51:04 GMT
lol
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Post by Claudette on Jul 31, 2005 14:00:57 GMT
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"
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Post by eeyoreu1z on Aug 3, 2005 16:12:36 GMT
There was a very religious woman who refused to bear herself naked to her b.friend but 1 day he was driving so slowly she said to him:
"For every 5mph that you go over the speed limit i will remove one of my clothes"
So at 35 it was her top
40 her trousers
45her bra
50 her underwear and knickers
Now on driving the fastest he had ever driven b4 and cing his g.friend naked he lost control over the car. and went down the embankment. She wasn't hurt but he was stuck so he told her to go to the road and get some help but she refused as she was indecent.
After feeling around a bit all he could get 2 was his shoe so he gave it 2 her and told her 2 put it between her legs and go up 2 the road
So she did. There was this lorry driver and seeing this crying naked woman decided 2 pull over and hear her story. She told him that her husband was stuck so his reply was
"I'm sorry lady but if his that far up then his done 4"
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Post by becci on Aug 19, 2005 16:42:30 GMT
ugh, but lol
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